I had to share this very, very funny video from The Onion. The kids are freakin' hilarious.
How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
I can't decide if my favorite line is "Hello, Travis" or "I'm a big ole bear!"
Thank you, Stephen!
More, anon.
Prospero
Unbelievable! How can something like that happen in one day? First my break up. Then Katie Price and Peter André break up. And if that wasn't horrible enough, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie break up, too. Who would've thought that something like that could really happen? This May 11 will be forever remembered as the lovers' black monday. I certainly won't forget it. The only thing Katie, Angelina and me can do now, is to get drunk together and have revenge sex. (LOL. Just kidding.)
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It ain't funny, if it's funny
I came across this thing online. Here's how it goes. Write in Google 'find Chuck Norris' and then hit 'I'm feeling lucky'. Then you'll get this (see picture on the left or try it yourself). I don't know how someone made this, but it's really funny. Made my evening.
This morning I followed a link on my friend's tweet and it brought me to this article. It's about the game 'Faith Fighter', where you can chose between God, Jesus, Buddha, Ganesha, Budai and Muhammad to fight against each other. Of coursereligious people started complaining, this time all of them were united and demanding the game has to be banned, it's disrespectful and similar bla bla we keep hearing everytime someone tells a Jesus joke or a Muhammad cartoon...
Big question: Should I chose God or Jesus? For me it's a fun game, you should try it out and just not take it seriously. And I hope it won't get banned, because if you're so offended by a game like this, then first of all - question your own faith. Are you really that petty? Can't you rise above these kind of earthly nonsense?
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No. 13: bil Clinton (supposed to be a pun?)
These days there's a funny movement spreading around America - the teabagging rightwing movement. To explain to the non-Americans: It is supposedly a gathering of people who don't like a black man in the oval office. Read more here [blogger interrupted].
I had to use Naruto's hair. I may not be as blond and
The only thing that makes her look Chinese are
Yesterday I put up a photo of her mum yawning.
This is a photo I took today. It's our cat yawning
I saw on German TV this guy who checks with his hand if I a cow is pregnant. He goes inside her (eew, I don't even want to pronounce that, just look at the photo) with almost the whole arm disappearing inside and then probably feeling with his fingers and figuring out if she's pregnant. When he pulls out his arm, the glove is all warm, slimy and stinky, eeew... I wonder how his wife feels, when he comes home, tells her about his day at work, like how many cows he entered - and then he wants to have sex with her.
Recently I read that Brad Pitt, the American actor and human rights activist, was invited to the University of Seoul (서울시립대학교) as a lecturer in human rights activism history. The class he lectured was only permitted to female students, because Pitt felt it was more comfortable for him, since it was his first endavour of this kind. He stated that the media could be present for the first 5 minutes, but for the rest of the 2 hours long lecture they were barred from the classrooms. Security escorted them out as Pitt continued reading from his notebook of personal research on human rights issues in Malawi. After the lectures, Pitt was the first one who left the classroom, promptly followed by a flock of domestic and foreign journalists. He seemed somewhat exhausted, sweaty, with a torn collar and a messed-up tie. His security prevented the journalists to ask any questions. That's why they diverted their attention to the female students. They were exulted, sweaty and some had their lipstick smudged. When one Korean reporter asked what happened, Park Sa-rang, a 21 years old student replied while applying her chapstick: "It was crazy. I'm exhausted. I have to go home." We couldn't get further information, we can only speculate what happened, said Wang Xiaoli, a reporter for Xinhua. He added that Pitt will continue his lectures all across Asia and it's most important universities. [Photoshopped by me :P]
PART I
